A collection of wondrous, geeky things.

You look like one of those inflatable dancing things at the used car lot. The one’s that flail around in the wind.
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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 

You look like one of those inflatable dancing things at the used car lot. The one’s that flail around in the wind.

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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 

Does your cat make too much noise?


I say this to my friends when we’re having a stupid argument.

When I’ve been dealing with customers and get back to the safety of the office, I relieve stress by chanting in this sort of fashion.

I say this to my friends when we’re having a stupid argument.

When I’ve been dealing with customers and get back to the safety of the office, I relieve stress by chanting in this sort of fashion.

We were acting like British nobleman and then he couldn’t drop the she-male thing, so we got tarred and feathered for being Sodomites!

We were acting like British nobleman and then he couldn’t drop the she-male thing, so we got tarred and feathered for being Sodomites!

It’s a bicep!

It’s a bicep!

Mac: So, how much would you pay for it? Curator: Nothing. Mac: Nothing, or…? Curator: Nothing. In fact, as soon as you leave, I’m going to call the police!

Mac: So, how much would you pay for it? 
Curator: Nothing. 
Mac: Nothing, or…? 
Curator: Nothing. In fact, as soon as you leave, I’m going to call the police!